Monday, November 24, 2008

Many Men Enter, Jimmy Connors Leave

Is Jimmy Connors gonna have to choke a bitch?

Jimmy Connors should consider himself lucky that he was arrested on Friday night. Master Blaster wouldn't have been as forgiving if he entered the Thunderdome. Others have been killed for less.

Connors was arrested outside UCSB's basketball arena otherwise known as the Thunderdome. He refused to leave the front of the building after being told to leave by police after "a confrontation".
A UC Santa Barbara employee said Conners got into a scuffle with a larger man before the two entered the area. Conners never made it inside. Witnesses said the friction between Conners and the other person actually began with some “elbow throwing” by the ticket booths, and words were exchanged.
Jimmy Connors knows Muay Thai? That must have been one hell of a fight. Fortunately for you, we found a recreation of the confrontation that led to his arrest. We assure you that things went down exactly as portrayed in the video.

If Connors doesn't get you with his mouth or racket dick, he'll get you with them 'bows.

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