If it's the Champions League, it's burglarin' time in Liverpool. Another Liverpool player was robbed while the team was on CL duty. Come on down, Lucas Leiva! You're the ninth Liverpool player to be robbed by your own fans!

The Brazil international was relieved of some jewelery and "some very distinctive football and sports memorabilia". It'll probably end up on EBay soon so he should be able to buy it back at an inflated price if the coppers don't find it first. They might want to start with the Beckhams' hired help.

Just wait until some Liverpool player comes home from a Champions League match and finds his whole house missing. Scousers don't mess around when it comes to robbin' and stealin'. Oh yeah, they're also great at unemployment. Hah! I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.