Friday, March 7, 2008

Wear This Mask And Get Swiftly Beat Down

This mask is actually for sale. The website says the mask is "[d]esigned to help protect against facial injuries. Total padding on both sides". It should also come with a guarantee that whomever your opponent is will kick your ass quickly and violently. If you have to wear this mask, you shouldn't be participating in whatever sport you're playing, plain and simple.

I'm not even sure why this mask is even designed like it is, what is the point of the gigantic eye holes? What's up with that chinstrap? Who actually wears this crap? So many questions...so angry...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This bitch needs to be in a Pink Floyd video or something.

Anonymous said...

A buddy of mine from high school used to wear this thing during matches after he broke his nose. Needless to say, the thing he was best at was counting the lights on the ceiling.

Anonymous said...

You're a douche. It's for injuries like broken noses, as noted above. Nobody wears them otherwise. The chinstrap isn't part of the mask; it's part of the headgear people wear so their ears don't end up looking like the Appalachians.

Anonymous said...

Fucking asshole. Don't you have anything better to do than diss shit that you don't understand? You're clogging up the internet, dick. Here i am trying to find political cartoons of Nixon wearing a mask of Ford's face and i get directed to your fucking nonsense rambling... that's something to be mad about.

Chimpanzee Rage said...

@ October 17th

This might be the best comment we've ever gotten.