The Oregon Urology Institute has a suggestion for guys who want to skip work and watch the first couple rounds of March Madness, get a vasectomy! They are willing to supply guys who sign up for a vasectomy before the NCAA Tournament with a "recovery kit" including sports magazines, free pizza delivery and a bag of frozen peas for your junk.
"When March Madness approaches you need an excuse ... to stay at home in front of the big screen," the advertisement of the clinic's radio said. "Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts."
"Wouldn't it be ideal," [Terry] FitzPatrick [administrator of the institute]said, "just to be able to have your vasectomy so you could watch March Madness?"
He had reserved a dozen appointment slots for March 19, the day before the first tipoffs of the NCAA Tournament. By Thursday afternoon, 15 men had signed up. FitzPatrick expected to fill all 24 slots and to make the promotion annual.
I dunno why any of these idiots would do this when you can just hop on to CBSportsline and watch all the games online while at work...um, yea, except I won't be doing that at my job...nooo way...not me, never mind that I said that. The free magazines and pizza are enticing however. Perhaps if i was out of my prime baby making years i'd think about it just so I could sit at home and watch them all on the HD while chowing down on free pizza (always the best pizza) but I'm trying to catch up with the Elijah Dukes and Travis Henrys of the world dammit!
The best thing about this story is that it allows us to post the Family Guy Vasectomy Song in case you wondered exactly what happens when the doctor goes snip snip down there...sorta. Enjoy
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