Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Ponch Needs To Slow His P*rn Roll

Erik Estrada is gonna have some splainin' to do. First he molested "Take Me Out to the Ballgame".

It's not the worst rendition of the song. Ozzy Osbourne and Denise Richards don't have to worry about anyone stealing their thunder or lack thereof. Estrada decided to make television viewers forget about his singing by throwing kiddie porn and Ron Jeremy in the mix.

The former actor and current deputy sheriff (Bedford County, VA) was talking about his policing and lobbying efforts against kiddie porn when he dropped this gem.
"I've seen my fair share of child pornography, and I want to do something about it."
He went on to discuss his police work, reality TV career and the virtues of Ron Jeremy who is apparently a certified special education teacher and talented musician in addition to being hung like a donkey. It was all Len Kasper and Bob Brenly could do to get back into the game.

I can't wait until Steve Pocaro of Toto sings "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" during the seventh inning stretch then tells Len and Bob that he's done some research and learned that the root chakra is his taint.

Erik Estrada Talks Child Porn With Len and Bob [Sports Pros(e)]

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