Monday, June 1, 2009

God Bless You, Jason Miller. You Are Living My Fantasy

When the Deuce comes back, the Deuce comes back strong. None of this half-ass Mase comeback business. We're not going to short change our reader(s) until next week at the earliest.

First on the menu, ring entrances. Forget Prince Naseem Hamed. His JV ring entrances were nothing compared to the All-Pro stylings of MMA fighter Jason "Mayhem" Miller. Techno. Dancing. Japanese schoolgirls. Simply put, he may have the best ring entrance ever. The announcer would probably agree.

The 28 year old "crazy monkey" hosts Bully Beatdown on MTV when he's not fighting and "putting the eww in ju-jitsu". The show with the slogan "You bring us your bullies and we'll beat 'em up"challenges bullies to fight professional fighters. The bully has the chance to win $10,000 if he wins the fight. If he loses, the person he picked on gets the $10,000. 

Not impressed? He got a lotta mo'. Mayhem claims to have been a backup dancer for New Kids on the Block when he was 11. He refers to his fans as Mayhem Monkeys and numbers the monkeys. The red stripe in his hair is known as the Strip of Doom because it "gives laser like focus when a mayhem monkey needs it". He's got the Deuce's respect. If he doesn't have yours yet, he'll just take it. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

he looks like the type of guy you'd want to have several beers with...
and the Japanese schoolgirls- way, way, off-the-charts cool