Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Matador

I'm Don "The Matador" Everest. You've seen me on TV, read my books, and heard about my success on the likes of Oprah. I have won more money betting on sports than Bush has put our country in debt. I did it with smart plays and UPSETS using my superior analysis and studying with the best in the business. Everyone says you cant win at sports betting, WRONG! I've been picking 75% spread winners since the age of 12, taking gumballs and baseball cards from my next door neighbors. They don't call me "The Matador" for nothing--as the word suggests, I'm the bullfighter who will kill the bull.

I certainly may be new to the Deuce, but I'm not new to the world of sports betting. I've teamed up with the Deuce to provide readers with my select pick of the week. The sport of choice is........College Football. You are going to get one game each week. I'll post hours if not days before kick-off. I will keep detailed records of my picks so you will know how I am doing throughout the season. In the meantime, I'm studying my teams, coaches, weather patterns, and individual players. Shortly, I will release my Heisman prediction, National Champs, and Conference Champs. I just want you to remember, if you put your faith in me, this will be a journey that you will never forget.

This is meant for entertainment purposes, everything you just read is not true. Neither The Matador nor anyone associated with the Deuce accepts any responsibility whatsoever for any loss that may be sustained as a result of the use (or misuse) of The Matador's posts, irrespective of how that loss might be sustained. The Matador or the Deuce does not guarantee winnings and cannot be held liable for losses resulting from the use of information obtained from here.
Wagering can be very risky and users should only speculate with money that they can comfortably afford to lose or your significant other doesn't know about and should ensure that the risks involved are fully understood, seeking advice if necessary. If you have a problem or you know a buddy who has a gambling problem, please seek help and/or call 1-800-GAMBLER.


Elton said...

Welcome aboard to the Deuce Mr. Matador. I'm looking forward to your posts this fall. Every football season I have this itch that needs scratching! Who knows, maybe with your advice my kids will still have a chance to go to college since my 401K's been dissolved due to the current state of the economy. I'll be watching you Mr. Don.

The Matador said...

Sir Elton, stick with me and your kids will get that education they deserve.

meow said...

I saw you on Oprah. You were awesome.