Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Silvio Berlusconi Loves It When You Call Him Papi

"Go and wait for me in the big bed." Silvio Berlusconi, Italy's 72 year old corrupt clown of a prime minister and owner of AC Milan is quickly becoming one of our favorite people to follow. Berlusconi (or Papi as the hoes call him) is under fire for flying models and prostitutes in from all over Italy and throwing parties at his house. He's also in trouble for taking an 18 year old girl to school in the biblical sense. He calls himself her "little daddy teacher". Does his limo turn into a gelato truck at 2:30 PM or whenever Italian kids get out of school? That's worse than robbing the cradle. That's robbing the uterus.

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