Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Eddie McGee Is A Maniac On The Floor


Eddie McGee's just a small town QB on a Saturday night, lookin' for the fight of his life. In the real-time world no one sees him at all, they all say he's crazy. They just don't understand the life of a Fighting Illini QB. Just ask Jeff George.

McGee, a backup QB at Illinois, was arrested on Saturday for knocking a woman down at a homecoming dance. The altercation started when a fight broke out at the dance. Someone poked McGee in the eye so he lashed out and pushed the woman in question. When she pushed him back, he laid her out.

It appears McGee will be able to avoid charges by going through a diversion program. He should consider forming a support group with Larry Johnson and Plaxico Burress.

Colleges still have homecoming dances? Was it a sock hop? Did they go out for banana splits after the dance? McGee must have looked great in his Ritchie Cunningham cardigan with the I on the chest.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yeah - why izzit that 25,000 Illinois students wear the same gdamned thing..a grey t-shirt with "Illinois" on the chest...Look like fashion robots....