If there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that a barrel of monkeys is always a good time but a night at the Monkey Barrel is always sure to lead to trouble. Just ask the Salisbury State football team.
Several players including one called Gooch were arrested after a brawl at the Monkey Barrel. The five players were picking fights with people in the bar all night and when the cops finally arrived, there were "several fights in the parking lot and one of the players, Justin Sykes, 22, hit an officer as he was being arrested".
If the bar actually had a barrel of monkeys to sic on the football players when trouble started, this whole situation could have been avoided and the bar patrons could have been entertained by a chimpdown of epic proportions. Chimptastic.