A man drank three bottles of vodka, jumped out of a fifth-story window and landed without so much as a scratch. He got up and went back upstairs to his wife who started nagging him about jumping. What did he do? He jumped again so he wouldn't have to hear her shit anymore. Once again, he survived with only minor injuries. 

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and heard my wife screaming angrily at me, I thought it was best if I left the room again - out the window."

What's the lesson here? Vodka makes you invincible or death can't save you from a nagging wife?

Man survives five-storey fall - twice [The Star]