Monday, April 6, 2009

How Long Until Billy Buffalo Does This To Dick Jauron

Fans aren't the only ones who take Turkish soccer losses hard. Mascots do as well. However they don't just get mad, they get even. Manager Mustafa Denizli took one the hard way when the mascot turned himself into a human torpedo after a Turkish loss.

We're going to assume that he kept the cigarette in his mouth when he executed the flying head butt. Far be it for us to suggest fans or mascots resort to violence but if they do, Tom Cable, Eric Mangini and Manny Acta should keep their heads on a swivel. There's nothing like getting a flying headbutt from a morbidly obese man wearing a dog mask.

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