Wednesday, January 28, 2009
'Tis No Man. 'Tis A Remorseless Eating Machine
What the hell happened to Tony Gwynn? Someone's definitely eating good in the neighborhood during his retirement. As a matter of fact, there's a good chance he ate Roberto Alomar. Just call him Tonberto Gwalomarnn, the Human Turducken. Seriously though, Tony needs to slow his roll. He's relatively young but eating himself into Bolivian is no way to live out a long retirement. Leave that to Cecil Fielder. Family, friends and fans actually want Tony around for a while.