Enter The Fart Box

Dockett keeps the Fart Box in shape with regular workouts, protein shakes and fiber.

If you didn't have enough reasons to pull for the Cardinals this Sunday, here's one more. Defensive tackle Darnell Dockett's nickname is Fart Box.

"He takes these protein shakes where he's trying to keep himself healthy, but when it comes out we all suffer," [nose tackle Bryan] Robinson said. "It's nasty."

There's so much going on in that quote and it's way too early. We'd hate to be around Fart Box when he's not trying to keep himself healthy. He's probably as deadly as Lake Nyos. Let's hope Heath Miller gets some of that on Sunday.


Source: East Valley Tribune via PFT