Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Newcastle United Hates Your Freedom

Where's the laugh track when you need it? Everyone's favorite family after the Cosbys and Seavers might be interested in buying Newcastle United.

Rumors are floating around that the Bin Laden family is interested in buying Newcastle United from current owner Mike Ashley. A Newcastle spokesman called the rumors "absolute nonsense". What better way is there to differentiate yourself from your Arsenal-loving terrorist spawn than buying a second rate team with delusions of grandeur and no chance of success?

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