Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Rick Riley Turns 50...Cannot Sing

Fresh off the heels of his new multi-million dollar contract with ESPN, Rick Riley just threw himself a 50th birthday bash complete with karaoke, unfortunately for Riley, he cannot sing karaoke.
...Reilly may have topped [Elway's steakhouse co-owner Tim] Schmidt in the ear-splitting category with his rendition of Me and Bobby McGee. "This is a little something I wrote with Kris Kristofferson," he joked.

"He sounds like he's losing his voice," one woman said. "That would be a good thing," her friend offered.

The party was held at Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret in Denver and its good to know that Riley and his friends, like Elway pictured above, are spending all that hard earned cash with style. Doesn't Riley look like he's enjoying himself there? He'd better just remember, easy come, easy go...just ask Spree. In any case, happy birthday Rick Riley, you signed a deal with the devil, might as well enjoy the party while it's hot.

Photo by Bradley Joseph via Rocky Mountain News

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

dude, learn how to spell. it's reilly.

Anonymous said...

It's 2008 and John Elway still needs braces.

Stableski said...

Do I smell velour?

Chimpanzee Rage said...

My spelling is atrocious....I admit it.

The Sports Hernia said...

This picture truly makes me ill.

Lupica is getting an atomic wedige soon but Reilly will be soon after.

What a douche.