Piped in music and fake crowd noise used to be the domain of American indoor sports especially the NBA. No longer. As the Guardian noted, "Manchester United's humiliation last Saturday started long before kick-off". Check this pathetic display by the in-house DJ to rally the crowd. To call this song shit would be an insult to poop.
United went on to lose 4-1 to Liverpool. A fate well deserved. In case you were wondering, they lost 2-0 to Fulham this past Saturday and finished the game with nine men after Paul Scholes and Wayne Rooney were sent off. Karma is a cold unforgiving bitch. Let this be a lesson to the rest of the league.
** Don't worry. We'll get in a Long-EZ joke next time anything John Denver related comes up in a post.