Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Boris Becker Gets Nothing And Doesn't Like It

It's easy to expect the world when you're a tennis and closet fucking champion. Everyone's on your jock and wants your time and money. What woman wouldn't want to make it forever with the former winner of three Grand Slam events? Meet Dutch model Lilly Kerssenberg.

Becker got a shock on German national television when Kerssenberg told him he couldn't haz marriages. The couple broke up in 2007 and Becker proposed to another woman in 2008. He had a change of heart and decided that he wanted Kerssenberg back. According to, Becker didn't ask for her hand. He told the viewers that he planned to marry Kerssenberg in June.
Some 9.7 million viewers in Germany watched the unexpected announcement on the show "You Bet ..?" in which both Becker, 41, and Kerssenberg, 32, were guests. Kerssenberg who was obviously moved by the gesture, then went on to say 'no' to a shocked Becker.
It shouldn't be too long before Becker blames his engagement fail on the Russian mafia.

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