Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Willis McGahee is Looking for Love

Willis McGahee ran for 20 yards on 5 carries last night while the Ravens beatdown the Eagles in a pre-season stinkfest...but to run like that all season for the Ravens, he's gonna need a little "love".
"I need to feel the love,"
"I want it noisy and loud. If I feel the love, I can go out there and do what I got to do."
Who knew that Willis was such a sensitive guy? Sure we'd all like to have a little love in our lives, we'd all like to have that love be noisy and loud and to really feel it, but sometimes, its not noisy and loud and you gotta do what you gotta do anyway. Man up! Sometimes the love is meek, sometimes the love is a little quiet, but you gotta power through that and show them what you can do, then maybe, they'll let their guard down and open up to you.

Also, I'm sure the Ravens fans out there want to have a little protection since they've loved another before you (ie: Jamal Lewis) and he left them, so you probably wont feel as much love as you felt it when you were at the U and they loved you unprotected. Remember what happened up in Buffalo when you loved unprotected? (hint: 3 kids)

Take it easy there Willis...I'm sure you'll feel the love soon enough, just be patient, work a little for it. Try to stimulate your fans before you rush into that love, I'm sure those Ravens fans will appreciate it before you break your knee again and screw them.

Quote from: The Baltimore Sun

3 comments:

More Credible said...

That girl up top is pretty cute.

And to see his knee bend in that direction again would be highly amusing. I had no idea that we could all be like Gumbies until that moment.

Anonymous said...

The girl up top is not cute, she has on alot of make-up and a push-up bra. I wonder what she looks like underneath that make-up, but I know one thing she looks like she could be one of his baby mothers because she's not that cute. Yes, Willis has a thing for women, but they have to be either ghetto, fake, thick on the verge of being fat, tall like some of the pro female basket ball players he is screwing, or just a striper. Yes, he may have two teachers for baby mothers and one drug addict for another, but he love those stripers. Not one of his baby mothers is a dime or a seven and I haven't seen him with not one girl yet that looks good without make-up or who you think would look good waking up to in the morning. So, all you women who are out there sweating him just know this his career is not promising. Why? because for one he has to prove himself with the Ravens and for two since he don't use protection he might catch something.

Anonymous said...

Miss Miami is none other than Willis's ex- hating booty call Javonshay T. Gamble. Who by the way has screwed willis and teammate roscoe parrish. His first baby mother is definitely not a crackhead,She may not be a teacher but shes a good mother& home maker to all her kids,so why spread rumors about that girl when they aren't true.jtg u aint cute either bitch!