Saturday, August 11, 2007

Give It Up For Chocolate Milk

Tyrone Willingham is unwilling to let physical fatigue take away the Huskies' dignity. The Washington Huskies have added chocolate milk to their practice regimen as a way of replenishing carbs after practice.
"We've always used Gatorade," [Huskies athletic trainer Rob] Scheidegger said. "But we're always trying to find ways to get natural foods into people. So if we can find a natural product at the end of practice that aids with recovery, keeps them hydrated and gives them the energy that they need we're going to go with something like that."
Players are now required to drink a carton of chocolate milk in addition to Gatorade after practice. Oh Nelly, Keith Jackson's gonna be pissed.

Players who are lactose intolerant are required to drink Malk instead of chocolate milk. Upon hearing this news, Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis required himself to drink a jug of buttermilk after each practice as a way of replenishing his gunt.

They play so fine. Don't you agree?

1 comment:

Bucktown Skins Fan said...

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