I ain't no punk or nuthin' but I sure did miss me some proper soccer. Looks like Michael Essien's gonna make sure Claudio Pizarro doesn't get away from him this time. Good thing the Andes Bomber willing to show The Bison how many fingers he likes ... or how many goals Birmingham were going to score today. Let's get to a quick link dump of the weekend's football news.
Who's the dumbass who forgot to set his fantasy team for the first weekend of the season but will still win the Celebrity Blogger Fantasy Premiership? - Mustafa Redonkulous
It's all on the Hulk. Shrek breaks his foot again. - BBC Football
540 midfielders still can't beat Sunderland. Looks like the curse of Peter Reid has been lifted. - The Guardian
Wah! The manager doesn't spoon with me! Wah! - Football365
Escape at the Cameldome. - Sky Sports
Way to pass the buck. - Sky Sports