Sunday, July 29, 2007

Who Shot Who In The What Now?

The weekend's gonna be YouTube heavy so just deal with it.

Check this video from Presspass featuring the fashion stylings of Clinton Portis, Santana Moss and Willis McGahee. Spanky Janky's style puts everyone else to shame.



Note "stylist" Sadia Morrison assisting Portis. It's not our job at the Deuce to be fashion gurus but what the hell is up with that hair? It looks like she found an old lion mane in a dumpster behind the Bronx Zoo and decided to rock it after giving it a perm. No snaps up for her.

It gets better. It turns out Morrison's a certifiable disaster like Al-Anbar. Apparently, she doesn't like it when people make it rain with other people's money.

Morrison was rolling with Pacman Jones on the infamous "Make It Rain" night of February 19 in Vegas.
Police [recommended] that ... [25]-year-old Sadia Morrison, face similar charges in connection with the fight ... Morrison, a New York resident, should be charged with one felony count of coercion in addition to the felony battery with a deadly weapon charge she was already facing, police said. Police booked Morrison into the Clark County jail on the day of the shooting for the felony battery charge.
Spanky better kick her out of his house right quick before she sees where he keeps the Eastern Motors chains.

If she tells you to wear Nadal-style mapris and Air Jesus sandals, you better do it. If you don't take her fashion advice, you might get dealt with Remy Ma style.

Update: It looks like the Bog and Fanhouse already did posts on this video and the connection between Morrison and Pacman in June.

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