Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Hey MA...GET OF THE DANG ROOF!

If you can win an award for bobbing for pigs feet...you might be a redneck. The Redneck Games took place last weekend in East Dublin, GA, giving rednecks from all over a chance to prove they aren't the uneducated toothless drunkards we all thought they might be...and they failed miserably.

The events in the games include a cage match wrestling free for all, bobbing for pigs feet, redneck horseshoes with toilet seats in lieu of the actual horseshoe, and the finale of the the mud pit belly-flop. Rednecks just want you to know, they're like you and me,
ELIZABETH CURRY, REDNECK:
"They probably think it's a lot of fighting and drinking, which, there is some drinking now. A lot of fighting, carrying on, that we ain't got no sense but there's a lot of folks out here that's got some sense."

Yes...because that quote above makes a lot of sense. As a matter of fact, none of this makes a lot of sense. The only way you can fully enjoy this abortion of sport is to watch the video below and breathe a huge sigh of relief that the North won the war.


Story from WMAZ.com

1 comment:

Skin Patrol said...

"Yes...because that quote above makes a lot of sense. As a matter of fact, none of this makes a lot of sense. The only way you can fully enjoy this abortion of sport is to watch the video below and breathe a huge sigh of relief that the North won the war."

God's work, Chimpanzee Rage.