Thursday, November 19, 2009

Bengals' Cheerleader Proves Age Aint Nuthin But A Number

This lady here? Her name is Laura Vikmanis. She is a Ben-Gal, a Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader. She is also the oldest cheerleader in the NFL at 41 years old. That's right. 41. Basically, the Bengals have hired Stiffler's mom to dance for them. MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF! She's got 2 kid, girls, ages 11 and 13 and is a registered dietitian so don't be too crass to her next time you see her, respect the MILF people. More power to her for proving age aint nuthin but a number like our girl Aaliyah (RIP) said...although i'm pretty sure she was referring to the opposite end of the age spectrum there. So why did we post this story? Gotta get some hits by saying MILF MILF MILF a bunch of times right? Anyway, here's some more picture goodness for ya. Click on em for larger ones.

From the KY Post

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is real nice. 41, 21...doesn't matter when you look that good.

Anonymous said...

Her assets don't look like their 41

Anonymous said...

I agree it looks like parts of her are maybe 5 years old

Anonymous said...

Just goes to show you what steroids and silicone can do for you at that age. Her arms are NASTY.......she looks like ARNOLD!!!

Anonymous said...

Yikes! Did Laura mention she tried out for the Ben Gals before and could not make it? She went and got botox and bought herself a "pair" and low-and-behold!...she makes the squad! Some role model for her daughters! That face could stop a clock in my book!

Anonymous said...

Scary! Looks really slutty to me! Leave the cheerleading for the younger gals! NFL cheerleader is no place for a plastic old fart! She was MUCH better looking before she had ALL that work done on her.

Anonymous said...

Looks like she's been taking steroids! Looks what they've done to her face. They've made her look almost manly in the face...and what's up with those manly veiny arms?

Anonymous said...

Maybe someone should do a drug test on this woman. Being a registered dietitian, you would think she would know better than to take steroids. Maybe the licensing board of dietitians should investigate her. Look at all the fuss being made over steroids in professional sports, how is this really anything different. I'm sure her steroid use and plastic surgery had A LOT to do with her making the team. Who cares if she's 40 or even 50! Leave the cheering to the younger women. Name one valid reason for becoming a cheerleader in your 40's, other than publicity and ego???

Anonymous said...

better be careful Oldielocks, you might fall and break a hip! HA!

PamHayes said...

for 41, not bad at all.

Anonymous said...

She looks like a man with fake boobs. Get a life.

Chimpanzee Rage said...

Anon, you seem to have a bit of a vendetta against the Cheerleader, care to let us know who you are? Our email is on the site.

Helen said...

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