Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Why Caribous And Cataracts Don't Mix
You have to feel bad for caribous with cataracts. They can't smoke weed to counter act the effects of the condition. Have you ever tried to roll a blunt with hooves? Caribous against cataracts sounds like a great charity event but throw hockey into the mix and there's bound to be some trouble.
The RCMP are investigating a senior hockey league fight in Canada between the Grand Falls-Windsor Cataracts and the Clarenville Caribous. The fight started at the end of the game and witnesses reported that several Cataracts players threw their sticks into the crowd.
It's not clear what the police and league expected from players with cataracts. Boom.
CBC Sports via Puck Daddy