Hopefully you weren't forced to sit through the gay Super Bowl on Sunday. Before you get all pissy, we also realize that the NBA All-Star game is the black man's Super Bowl. We'll take suggestions on the Asian and Latino Super Bowls.
This is tangentially sports-related but it doesn't matter. Mickey Rourke's acceptance speech from the Independent Spirit Awards was phenomenal. Here's video courtesy of FilmDrunk. Some NSFW language.
If people gave speeches like this more often, I'd pay attention to these Hollywood circle jerks. Fortunately they don't which means I can dedicate my time to raising fighting koalas and watching movies like Milk, the story about gay cows and their fight for suffrage or something like that. I don't know how Sean Penn played a cow so well but that's method acting for you.