It's good to be England manager Fabio Capello. He gets to manage England but unlike English managers who are English, he can escape the bloodsucking tabloid press and unrealistic expectations by heading back to Italy. When he gets home, he has some of this waiting for him.
Capello does a much better job of maintaining his composure than JCVD. It's cool though. Van Damme probably did a couple lines off that dancer's ass after setting fashion back 25 years with the outfit his mom picked out for him.