Tuesday, June 5, 2007

This Man Brings You Donkey Basketball

Rob McPherson of KXLF-TV in Butte, Montana will make your local sportscaster look like the lazy sack of shit he is. Your local sportscaster spends his days sitting in the editing room, doing voice-overs, occasionally scoring a satellite video interview with some local star...but Rob McPherson shows the world how a sportscaster is supposed to do sports. He is a new hero to the Deuce and will be yours soon enough.

McPherson has a segment on KXLF aptly titled "How Hard Can It Be?" This is where he attempts to try a bunch of different sporting events to see how difficult it really is, often not to great success. This is how Rob brings us a sport we never new existed, nor should...Donkey Baseketball!

[Insert Butte, Montana joke here] Anyway, maybe i'm just too much of an "east coast city guy", but when i think of asses on the basketball court, i'm thinking more like Rasheed Wallace or Bruce Bowen. This is just horrific. Those murderballers have got to be thinking of rolling into Montana and curb-stomping these guys for making a mockery of the sanctity of a basketball court.

Now you might think Rob McPherson stops there...no, he's accomplished more than that, there are two other "How Hard Can It Be" segments collected on Youtube so far, which is three more than your fat-ass sportscaster has done:

- The first installment of the series "How Hard Can Indoor Rockclimbing Be?" shows our man Rob McPherson, the Chuck Norris of sports broadcasting, looking like he's never climbed anything higher than his step stool to reach the top shelf of the snack cabinet in his kitchen
I'd like to see your sportscaster do that!!


- The decidedly disappointing 2nd installment "How Hard Can Archery Be?"
Yawn

So there you have it, Rob McPherson...the best damn sportscaster period. What can we suggest Rob to attempt next? Bullriding? Rodeo Clowning? High Diving? Shooting himself out of a cannon? Motocross? Bear Fighting? Base Jumping? Or maybe this...

5 comments:

HG said...

take that george michael.

Chimpanzee Rage said...

sports machine ain't got nothin on Rob McPherson!

Signal to Noise said...

And your average sports anchor would be fine if his experiments lent themselves only to the batting cages or golf course.

Mr. MacPherson has set an example we should all seek to live up to.

Chimpanzee Rage said...

He's set an example that is going to be tough for himself to live up to, let alone all of us. I wonder what his next act will be? I'm waiting with baited breath and giddy like a little girl!!

Anonymous said...

THIS MAN IS THE BEST OF THE WORST OF ALL SPORTS ANCHORS! HE SHOULD BE SHIT ON BY THAT DONKEY!