The Constitutional Vol. 5

Eat your spinach. Welcome to the Constitutional.

• News that the Orioles suck has gone international. The Guardian-UK


• Rob Marinelli wrestled a bear in high school, right? Who knew that the Bear was the real star? 100% Injury rate


• Australians again proving themselves to be insane. The Parlayer


• The Nationals might actually have a real player in their minors. Washington Post


• Breaux Greer is your hero and you never heard of him until now. Our Book of Scrap


• Athlete's secrets as told by their Valet. Pyle of List