Thursday, June 7, 2007

The Freaks Come Out At Night

1. The FBI reported that Baltimore, The City That Bleeds has the 2nd highest murder rate in the US after (Put Your Hands Up For) Detroit.

2. Ray Lewis reported to Ravens minicamp in the best shape of his NFL career. He's "looking as trim as he was during his rookie season in 1996".

His lean, mean physique is the result of a workout change in which he mostly exercised at night and added kickboxing, wrestling and swimming to his regimen.
"My body fat is crazy right now. I'm the healthiest I've ever been. That's why I don't have no nicks, no real bruises."
Murder victims have been found around the Inner Harbor with injuries consistent with piledrivers and thumps. Apparently, talk is cheap in Charm City when you can't keep your promise of destruction.

Coincidence or a c...o...n...spiracy?

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