Thursday, October 4, 2007

Pacman Says Don't Do What I Does

Making it rain leaves bouncers paralyzed and strippers with headaches. That's why Pacman Jones say don't make it rain, kids and that's one to grow on.

Tim Hardaway's in gayhab. Ron Mexico's taking anger management classes from PETA. Pacman Jones ... Pacman ... well he's not much on self-improvement. He's more about leading by example.

Pacman bought 1500 tickets for a TNA pay-per-view event in Duluth, GA. He intends to give the tickets away to Fulton County students as a reward for academic achievement and good behavior.

Pacman was an honor roll student himself so he knows all about academic achievement and pounding someone's head on the canvas or stage. See kids, if you study hard, you can do whatever you want and not go to jail. All you Baby-Pacs study hard and one day you too can beat the shit out of some stripper like the Pacman. Wooooo!!!!!

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