He's Here, He's There, He's Put It In Her Hair

It looks like former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is getting the sack and he's not getting a sweet severance package. This time he could end up paying out the ass.

The Special One carried on a two year affair with 34 year old Elsa Sousa while managing in Portugal even though he's been married to his childhood sweetheart since 1989. She lived with him while he managed Porto and he even introduced her to players and agents as his wife.

“Mourinho conducted the relationship in front of everyone’s noses. In
Leiria and in Porto, football colleagues all thought Elsa was his wife. He lived with her.”

“Elsa said he loved making love to soft rock music like Bryan Adams and
Sting.”

In January 2002 he moved to Porto having rejected Benfica — and Elsa went with him. Mourinho introduced her to all the football agents and players as his partner ... At first she stayed with Mourinho in the
five-star Hotel Tivoli — but football agents for the club allegedly wanted the pair to live somewhere more private and found them a home.

Mourinho also lavished Sousa with gifts, trips and hotel room romps.

Apparently Mourinho has left the family home after a showdown with his wife. As if that wasn't bad enough, Sousa has written a book about their affair. Good thing he got a fat payout from Uncle Roman because it looks like he'll need every cent of it.