Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The Cleveland Browns Can't Do Movies Right Either

Brady Quinn, swollen balls, staph infections, Braylon Edwards, Eric Mangina. It's easy to make a list of everything that's wrong with the Browns. You want to kill some time? Make a list of the things the Browns do right. While you do that, we'll add the cinematic shit show below to the list of Browns failures.

G4 came across this ... I don't even know what the hell this is. Masters of the Gridiron is a movie made by the 1985 Browns and Tiny Tim. It makes less sense than Billy Ocean's Loverboy video.



Oh but wait. There's more!



Get your head around that. I'm sure we'll find a Part 3 where John Elway and the Broncos steal the ring from Mike Babb and Ernest Byner. Don't let our sorry attempts at sarcasm fool you. Anything starring Mike Pagel is aight by us.

Link via G4tv.com.

1 comment:

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

What the fuck. No wonder they moved the team in the middle of the night.