Thursday, January 10, 2008

Pat Sajak Is Just A Squirrel Trying To Get A Nut

Too late. Chuck Woolery has the biggest ones of all. Not only did he host Love Connection, dance and kick ass on New Zoo Revue but he also fishes the fuck out of a pond.

Pat might as well form a support group with Magic Johnson and Chevy Chase. It's Chuck's world, bitches.


Sonny Amou said...

Pat stole Chuck's Wheel of Fortune gig in the late 1970s! Chuck is the dude! And he's always back in 2 and 2! Don't Dispute it!

Chimpanzee Rage said...

Chuck is the man Sonny, any man that can say "reach in there and grab a couple of balls" with a straight face every day is a hero in my book. I love this post. Its like a video non sequitur. Nice find Mustafa.

Sonny Amou said...

Didn't the Chuckster lose a kid to some kind of freak accident in the 80s? I heard something like that, it sorta put his life into a downward spiral, etc.

If I look half as good as Chuck when I'm 65, I'd be cool with that. Yeah "reach in there and grab a couple of balls..." totally took me to the many double entendres he uttered on Love Connection, still one of the best trashy shows of all time.

What chimp said to mustafa, nice post. I'll be back.

Chimpanzee Rage said...

Yea he lost his son in 86 due to a motorcycle accident. Kid was 19. Dunno about a spiral though, was he ever not on tv?

JC said...

One word.