Monday, November 26, 2007

NFL Monday Water Cooler Talk

If you missed this past weekend's NFL action, here's all you need to know to look really impressive this Monday at the office water cooler.
  • The Redskins will let no one beat them except themselves...and the Patriots.
  • Chad Johnson scored 3 TDs doubling his TD catches this year.
  • Romeo Crennel has his Browns playing like Mangini had his Jets playing last year...only with better players.
  • Larry Johnson never looked more average with Kolby Smith rushing like LJ used to behind that line. He had 150 yards on 31 carries.
  • Raiders snapped a 6 game losing streak beating a not so good Chiefs team.
  • Gus Frerotte almost beat the Seahawks...until he remembered he was Gus Frerotte.
  • The Seahawks are the worst looking NFC divisional leader.
  • David Carr has to be DONE as a QB in the NFL after this game.
  • Marques Colston is a beast, in his last 5 games, 584 yards receiving.
  • Jacksonville is very underrated, especially with Garrard back, if they stay healthy they will make noise in the playoffs.
  • Buffalo has fallen back to earth losing its last 2 games and having the 2nd lowest scoring offense in the AFC.
  • Frank Gore finally looked like the player everyone drafted in the first round of fantasy leagues with 214 total yards.
  • Kurt Warner's chronic fumblitis is still not cured...costing them the game.
  • Edgerrin James should've taken less money to stay with the Colts if the wanted to maintain his legacy, he's just another guy now...albeit a rich guy.
  • Adrian Peterson is back...wait, no its the other guy, in Chicago, who finally played for injured and piss poor Cedric Benson.
  • Devin Hester is still the most dangerous return-man in the league scoring 2 td's in a win against the Broncos.
  • Baltimore is in serious trouble, even with Boller playing efficiently they cannot do a thing on offense.
  • Antonio Gates does not play down to his opponent, 105 yards, 2TDs in a win against the Ravens.
  • Phillip Rivers looks like a pro against mediocre to bad teams, too bad he cannot do it when it really counts.
  • New England was favored by 24 points and they won by 3 against the Eagles.
  • AJ Feely is playing better football than McNabb.
  • Eli Manning had no excuse for his horrible game against the Vikings throwing 4 Int's, 3 of which were returned for touchdowns.
  • Tarvaris Jackson threw 12 passes for 129 yards, 60 of which came from 1 play...this is an NFL quarterback?
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

Photo by AP Photo/Bill Kostroun

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