Saturday, November 17, 2007

Derek Jeter's Mom Will Whup That Ass


Don't you mess with my baby! Ain't nobody fuckin' with him except me! My baby ain't never hurt nobody! WHY??!! Oh Lawd, where's Rev. Al??

You have to love those local tv news interviews with the mothers of people who have clearly done something wrong. Yeah 45 witnesses may have seen Ray Ray shoot up the club but that don't mean he did nuthin'. He's a good boy who never got in trouble besides the 268 times he's been pulled in for questioning and the time he beat down that old woman for her baloney samich and her social security. Add Derek Jeter's mom to the Not My Baby group on Facebook.

Dorothy Jeter went off on a Daily News reporter who came to her house asking for comment on the tax cheat allegations against her son.
"He pays his taxes," Dorothy Jeter told the Daily News.

"My boy does everything right - everything right," she said at her New Jersey home. "He's paid taxes in New York for every doggone day he's been there."

"Do you have children?" she cried. "You know how hard it is to watch on the news that your son is a tax cheat?

"It kills me," she added. "You're going to give me a heart attack."

"This is worse then when I heard he gave that girl who can't act herpes."
Ok maybe she didn't say that last part but I'm sure she would have if she knew about it.

Moms insists that Derek is a resident of Florida and not New York. Legal papers submitted by the state tax authorities rely in part on his statements professing love for the New York. In that case, I'm a resident of Gary and Flint. I love those cities!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the funniest thing I have read today. His mama went off. She probably still read him bed time stories and fight tell him girls have couties. That's why he can't keep a chick. They all run away from his weird ass.

Jarrett Carter said...

I'm a resident of Atlanta, because OutKast is from there.