McGruff the Crime Dog doesn't give a shit about your children. Watch as McGruff doesnt take a bite out of crime, but takes a bite out this kid's ass that he throws aside in an attempt to win a race...against a bunch of children. What kind of world do we live in?
Come on now. He clearly runs into him from behind like he didn't see the kid there. Perhaps because he's wearing a huge mascot head? It probably has a blind spot under the chin the size of a Smart car.
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Owned.
McGruff took a bite out of that kid's dignity.
And in later news, McGruff tested positive for performance enhancing drugs and was barred from the sport for life.
Where's Michael Vick when you need him???
Come on now. He clearly runs into him from behind like he didn't see the kid there. Perhaps because he's wearing a huge mascot head? It probably has a blind spot under the chin the size of a Smart car.
Thats nothing. You should see Smokey the Bear, he is one crazy arsonist! He burnt down a bunch of new homes with the people locked in them.
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