Sexiest Beer Pong Match You Might Ever See

You might remember when we profiled the Port-O-Pong on the Deuce, if not maybe you should check that link and read our site more often. Anyway, the guys from VAT 19, sellers of Port-O-Pong, have a video out demonstrating their product with a couple of very lovely women...in tight tops...then bikinis. Yes, it just might be the sexist Beer Pong video you have ever seen, despite the mostly lame commentary and obvious shilling for their product (MORE WOMEN, LESS TALK PLEASE) but who cares, I just want them to send me one so I can play...along with both those women.

In any case, check it out, it's a little slow, but the slow motion jumping up and down might just be worth the price of admission...which is free.

It is a great invention though...an inflatable beer pong table solves all sorts of storage issues that come up from trying to keep that gigantic piece of plywood behind the couch with your poker table tops. I want one...

From Vat 19, sellers of Port-O-Pong

This Is A Bad Idea

Never once have I been playing beer pong and thought "Gee, this is fun, but it would be WAY better in a pool"! Well if you actually have had this thought your wishes have come true. The Portopong company has created an inflatable beer pong table for use in pools...or wherever you need a portable beer pong table.

Check out these guys playing it in a pool. Don't you want to be like them? They actually look pretty buoyant, their guts being swelled due to what can be assumed to be way too many games of beer pong. I dunno if I am happy they are in shallow water or if I wish they would drown. I'll go with the latter.

Link here to Portopong