Either that or he's ever-living like Mumm-Ra.Johnny Tapia died and came back to life again. Yeah, that's right. Again. For the seventh time.
Seriously what the fuck? This guy has done everything to kill himself and still can't die. Maybe he sold his soul in order to continue his boxing career. It seems cool right now but you saw that knight at the end of the Last Crusade. Homeboy just wanted to die.
Maybe there can only be one.
Whatever he is, it may be time to call in the closer Boom Boom Mancini to finish this once and for all. No way a guy should get this many close calls.
