Our Little Danny's All Growns Up

Tom Cruise, wife Katie Holmes and Chelsea midfielder Shaun Wright-Phillips at a Redskins game

He's all growns up and he's all growns up! At least that's what Lil' Danny like you to think.

Redskins owner Dan Snyder insists that he's matured after a few missteps along the way.

"There are a bunch of things I wish I would have done differently," Mr. Snyder told The Washington Times yesterday at the annual NFL meetings. "I've made plenty of mistakes, but I've learned from my mistakes as a good entrepreneur, a good CEO would do. I've matured. I wasn't patient enough in certain areas early on. I didn't understand the game the way I do now. I didn't understand the agents, the contractual relationship with the salary cap, the importance of the age of players. Now it's easy for me, second nature."

It's so easy that he made the Redskins a laughing stock this off-season after their comedic, slapstick coaching search that ended up with Jim Zorn after 1,000 assistants said no and used the team for leverage with their current teams.

Let's not even talk about his love for Tom Cruise-sized receivers. Oh yeah, things are really gonna change for the maroon and black this season.