Monday, April 28, 2008

Evo Morales: President And Maradona?


Bolivian president Evo Morales has solved Bolivia's class and gas problems. He must have since he's found enough time to join a second-division soccer team.

Morales joined second-division Litoral and played 41 minutes in a loss to Deportivo Municipal. Surprisingly he didn't score. If you're the president, you should be able to fix the match. He doesn't have a problem trying to fix laws and the economy so why should a soccer game be any different?

How great would it be if presidents and prime ministers had a phys ed requirement? Gordon Brown could be forced to do rhythmic gymnastics. Mahmoud Ahmedinejad would make a great jockey. If Ariel Sharon didn't choke himself out on shawarma and hummus, he would have made a solid professional wrestler.

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