The Ball. His Groin. It Works On So Many Levels.

Will anything ever go right for the Redskins? Can you remember anything good since Doug Williams? Gus? Vinny? Jeff G?

At least this time, the comedy factor is through the roof. Give LaRon Landry the $10,000! Landry has been unable to participate in Skins minicamp after being shot in the groin with a paintball during a team bonding session last Wednesday.

Some players went bowling and others went to lunch. The defensive players went paintballing. It's unclear who shot Landry but Sean Taylor has not been seen lately and a set of ATV tire tracks were seen leading away from a writhing Landry.

P.S. Speaking of the Skins, scratch your eyes out Cooley-Style thanks to The Fanhouse and Hogs Haven. Here's to 5-11!