Who can forget the Seattle Seahawks coming out to the Verve's Bittersweet Symphony at Super Bowl XL? You knew they were going to lose as soon as you heard the song. Who comes out to a song like that? They might as well have run out while Peabo Bryson blasted from the speakers. Yah Mo Be There, on the other hand, would have guaranteed victory.
The Seahawks and music fail go way back like BK's and jheri curls. Check this disaster by the 1985 Seahawks called Locker Room Rock. It's no Ram It but sweet baby jesus...
It's nice to see that Mike Tice is as good at dancing as he is at scalping Super Bowl tickets. Off-brand Michael Jackson was down but where was Steve Largent? He was probably out slaying non-believers with Jim Zorn.
Needless to say, the Seahawks didn't make the Super Bowl in 1985. The Super Bowl Shuffle came out on top while Locker Room Rock didn't even warrant a shameful bronze.