Monday, December 3, 2007

Turn That Music Down, You Damn Hippie


If you didn't have a hit over 25 years ago, the NFL has no time for you. After lucking out on last year's excellent performance by Prince, the NFL has decided to go further back in time. The NFL announced that Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers will play the Super Bowl in Arizona on February 3rd.

Not that we have anything major against Tom Petty. This isn't as bad as bringing in the Rolling Stones to sing during the 2006 Super Bowl in Detroit. You're in fucking Motown and you import some geriatric biters across international borders when you have the real thing right there and don't even acknowledge it?

We can't wait to hear who's going to play the 2009 Super Bowl in Tampa. Our money's on Jim Nabors or some non threatening Negro trumpet player like Louie Armstrong.

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