Friday, December 7, 2007

Barry Bonds Is Channeling Richard Nixon


Maybe someone hasn't told Barry Bonds anything about an indictment but he seems to think he's playing baseball next season.

Bonds' agent Jeff Borris (who must be the off-brand Boras) is damn determined to get his 10% next season.
"He's training currently and he'd like to come back in 2008 to put a World Series ring on his finger," Bonds' agent, Jeff Borris, told MLB.com. "Barry definitely wants to continue playing. So I'm actively pursuing jobs for him from teams that are committed to winning."
This is what it must have been like in the White House when Nixon finally released the tapes that showed he had knowledge of the Watergate cover up. What the problem is?

Who's going to be the one to tell Bonds that no team wants to go near him? He's more radioactive than Chernobyl right now. I guess Borris is Bonds' St. Clair.

It's too bad because he actually would help some AL team. He should pull a Rickey Henderson. Can you see him and Rickey on the same team? They could call Darryl Strawberry, Dwight Gooden and Darren Daulton to join forces and run the Atlantic League.

Photo courtesy of The Onion.

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