Thursday, September 6, 2007

The Steelers Are Screwed


You know how I know the Steelers are going to suck? Ben Roethlisberger can't even deal with his imposters like Bill Henry.

The AP reported that former major league pitcher Bill Henry died last week. Only problem is that Henry's still alive. A man who impersonated him for 20 years was the one who died. He allegedly died of a heart attack but I'm going to assume the real Bill Henry dealt with that the only way he knew how. You get right up on him and BANG! Heart attack. That's some cold blooded, gangsta shit.

Henry's 80 years old. What's Big Ben's excuse?

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