Thursday, March 29, 2007

You've Been Hit By A Smooth Pedophile

First the NBA All-Star game and now Michael Jackson. It's not clear how much more Las Vegas can take. Michael Jackson is in talks to build a 50 foot robot of himself to roam the desert around Las Vegas. The robot would shoot lasers beams which would be visible not only to people on the ground but also anyone flying into the city.

This robot must never be built. Anyone who believes this robot is for entertainment purposes is delusional. Think how far a 50 foot robot will be able to see. The lasers would target little boys like Tranzor Z and Michael would have his driver race him to their location and snatch them. He's already laid out his master plan.



Dan Snyder must be involved with this project. Lil' Dan Dan can invest in the robot and if it's successful, he can build a 100 foot robot of himself to roam Landover, MD and shoot lasers at Redskins fans who try to park in parking lots that aren't owned by him. Don't be surprised if the robot "mistakenly" destroys the Landover Metro station like the Chinese embassy in Belgrade.

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