Saturday, March 10, 2007

There's Some Hoes In This House

Dave Meggett: We make sacred pact. I promise teach hooker pickup to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.

Richie Anderson: Bet.

The only thing that would make that exchange better would be You're The Best Around playing in the background.

Richie Anderson executed the equivalent of the crane kick on Thursday when he was arrested for solicitation after attempting to court an undercover police officer with a jar full of laundry quarters.

Ken Wisenhunt already has to be wondering whether taking the Arizona job was the right move. The first hint might have been the stadium named after a university that only exists online like Tron.

I guess the cop wasn't who Richie thought she was. Crown his dumb ass.

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