Wednesday, March 21, 2007

These Guys Know What They're Doing

Yahoo sports yesterday floated a rumor about these brilliant minds pictured above (Dan Snyder, Vinnie Cerrato and Joe Gibbs of the Washington Redskins) possibly trading up in this year's NFL draft to pick up LSU physical freak of a quarterback, JaMarcus Russell. Yahoo's Charles Robinson said,

The trade could involve Redskins quarterback Jason Campbell, the team's first-round pick in 2005, getting dealt to another team, or to the Raiders as part of a package to move up in the draft.

Also, the Redskins today traded Adam Archuleta to the Chicago Bears for a 6th round pick. This now must be the most expensive 6th round pick in league history since Archuleta's guaranteed money will still be on the books for this season.

So, the Redskins pay Adam Archuleta the most money ever for a safety and the next year trade him for a 6th round pick and currently are thinking about trading the QB they traded up to get in the first place to trade up to get another QB who will be even younger and more clueless about the offense thus leaving only broken down, 37 year old Mark Brunell at the QB helm for the upcoming season. Did I get that all right?

GENIUSES! These gentlemen know more about football than you do. Trust them. They're football men. Even though every instinct in your mind and body says that both these moves are the results of some horrible decision making on their part, you are wrong. You are stupid silly taint on the earth for questioning their obviously superior intellect. Go play your fantasy football and Madden you ignorant pussy.

1 comment:

Trapper John said...

trading the QB they traded up to get in the first place to trade up to get another QB who will be even younger and more clueless about the offense thus leaving only broken down, 37 year old Mark Brunell at the QB helm for the upcoming season.

Thank Jeebus! I knew that Gibbs would find a way to get the ball back in Brunell's hands.