Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Tomas Rosicky Taxes That Ass Like The Government

It's Saturday Night. Ain't a damn thing funny...Nobody knows how to celebrate a loss like Tomas Rosicky (Arsenal/Czech Republic).

Rosicky was caught along with four teammates in a hotel room with six hookers after a Euro 2008 qualifier loss to Germany on Saturday. The players claimed the hookers were autograph seekers. It's not at all ironic that they were nailed by a female journalist posing as an autograph seeker.

She knocked on the hotel room door which was answered by Jan Polak. Before being sent away, she saw the other players getting liquored and hugging the hookers.

She returned with a photographer which caused a player to yell,"Idiot! If someone took a picture of this, we'd be right in the shit!" Rosicky bent a hooker over the couch and yelled, "My best sincerity friend, I already am up in the shit! Get it?!".

OK, maybe he didn't say that, but the journalist didn't believe his excuse that he was dotting the "i" in Rosicky on a hooker's ass. Perhaps it was the fact that he was yelling "ramming speed!" at the same time.

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